papa-scotch:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

aaaaay macarena

AAAIIIGH!

fat-and-pretentious:

mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

i wish that when people stare at me i’d get hot

thatfunnyblog:

is that vagisil

Funny Stuff you like?

eggsammich:

jay-song:

dampho:

bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha

i understand how you feel and i want you to know something

i hope you feel better~

Finally a good response to this comic. I had seen the original by itself many times in the past and i just got so discouraged knowing that so many people felt this way and seemingly had no solution or hope. I guess i was waiting for someone to come along with a hand extended so good on you, jay-song. Not that the OP’s intention isn’t valid; i just felt as if there was a piece missing. It’s okay to have low self esteem or anxiety. But that doesn’t mean all you’re capable of doing is wallow in your own grief and self-pity. You can get help, and i’m positive that the people around you who love you and care for you are willing to help you.

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

theblacklightparty:

She by Tyler, the Creator feat. Frank Ocean

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

owligator:

im laughing look at this poor creature

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

staystrong-stayamazing:

this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”